The College Students Who Don't Do Anything

Yarrr, yarrrrr, yaaarrrrr, YAAAAAAAR!

We are the college students who don’t do anything

We just stay at home and play our games

And if you ask us to be social

We'll just tell you, "we don’t be social!"

o, I never do my homework

and I prefer the night to day

and I always go to Arbies when I'm ditching FHE

And I’ve gotten lost in Ucon

And I've gotten lost in I.F.

but I've never been to Boise in the fall

cuz We are the college students who don’t do anything

We just stay at home and play our games

And if you ask us to be social

We'll just tell you we don’t be social

Ben can't hold his caffeine

And Spike has problems adding

And Russ always dies when we play Neverwinter nights
And I miss out on stake dances

cuz I just don't give a daaaaaaaamn

And I’ve never been to Boise in the fall

(curse funglez!)

We are the college students who don’t do anything

We just stay at home and play vidjya games

And if you ask us go do stuff

We'll just tell you WE DON'T DO STUFF

.

I'm always reading Japanimation about pointless toilet humor

Our bishop always flogs me cuz I'm sleeping right through church
And I'm always quoting strong bad while I constantly miss my sleeeeep

And I’ve never been to Boise in the fall

(ha haa haaa!)

Loser Captains log, 2004...

who be this man who moved into our floor!

And why be he so full of contradictions (yar!)

we dont know who he be

but we're down with D&D

we dont wake up before one

but we love to watch Trigun

we dont smoke, we dont chew

we get trashed on mountain dew!

I cant get good grades...

Jeff's never asked a girl out...

And Dan can't go to Wal-mart without buying YuGiOh cards...
Our social lives are bathed in yogurt

And look as bad in spandex...

But we’ve never been to Boise in the fall!

(let's hear it for the newest generation of america, give em a big hand!)

CUZ We are the college students who don’t do anything

We just stay at home and play video games

And if you ask us to come out and be social,

WE'LL JUST TELL YOU: WE DONT BE SOCIAAAAAAAAAL!!!