"Oh aye, there's one thing left: Tha' chuck-shot! A secret Dwarven technique passed down from me daddy, from 'is daddy, from me great-great-uncle Triggerfinger Ironstone..."
"So named because of his legendary Marksmanship?"
"No... Because that was the only finger he had left AFTER HE MASTERED THE CHUCK-SHOT."
"What?! You're not really going to do this! You're insane!"
"Listen 'ere, Missy. Lemme tell ya sum'thin about Dwarves - WE GET THA JOB DONE. Now ya pointy-eared granola-munching bunny-kissin' green party pacifist raver elf chicks would never think to launch a live animal outta blunderbuss BUT WE DWARVES IS HAPPY TA DO IT!!!"
----Flintlocke, dwarf warrior, engineer, disaster
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Freeekin' hilarious! I laughed SO hard!
HHHHAAA! You are not paid enough to be you. Rock on.
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