Live it. . . Love it. . . Kill for it
and fuck what everyone else thinks
Flake: I thought these hot dogs were on sale, turned out they were 5 bucks a package. 5 BUCKS!! These things better be the equivalent of an orgasm.
Thom: If you start moaning when you put that in your mouth, I'm changing my opinion of you. A lot.
All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am
But these stories don't mean anything
When you've got no one to tell them to
The word of the day is Altruism:
–noun
1. the principle or practice of unselfish concern for or devotion to the welfare of others (opposed to egoism ).
2. Animal Behavior. behavior by an animal that may be to its disadvantage but that benefits others of its kind, as a warning cry that reveals the location of the caller to a predator.
3. Putting stupid people out of their misery so the rest of us can flourish.
When someone is driving down the road at 75 miles per hour with a cell phone crammed against their ear, what they are REALLY doing is broadcasting with a loud clear voice to anyone that can see them:
"Your life is not worth my phone call."
Hang the fuck up and drive.
Thom: Dude, she was freakin hot. I think I heard the chorus of sweet sweet angels.
Flake: No, it was Satan's sweet sweet baritone.
The question is not how far. The question is do you have the constitution and the depth of faith to go as far as is needed?
*nameless person*: "Stop bein' so damn lazy about it. Twenty five and you practically fail at being an adult."
flake: "I'm going to go play video games now."
