When someone is driving down the road at 75 miles per hour with a cell phone crammed against their ear, what they are REALLY doing is broadcasting with a loud clear voice to anyone that can see them:
"Your life is not worth my phone call."
Hang the fuck up and drive.
Infected
- Flake
- a red-eyed specimen of an indigenous, underground dwelling race. eating habits consist of liquified energy source called caffeine. known to become irate and hostile at the drop of a hat, often when exposed to sunlight.
Stuff That Amuses Me.
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Disneyland 20159 years ago
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My wife did it15 years ago
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Suit-case cat
is watching you
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