Today I had Soccer explained in the best way possible. This girl said: "I figured out how Soccer works. It's simple: you just pretend the soccer ball is your long-lost lover and you hustle over to it come hell or high water and let no one get in your way.
Then when you get to it, you remember why you left that lover in the first place and kick that sum'bitch far and hard as you can."
The last 30 minutes of work, nothing was productive. Too much laughter.
Infected
- Flake
- a red-eyed specimen of an indigenous, underground dwelling race. eating habits consist of liquified energy source called caffeine. known to become irate and hostile at the drop of a hat, often when exposed to sunlight.
Stuff That Amuses Me.
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Disneyland 20159 years ago
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My wife did it15 years ago
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Suit-case cat
is watching you
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