On a writing spree son!

Pain. Despair. Guilt. The overwhelming flames that scorched Tryfaeria spilled out into the room and flickered violently about the people standing around the illuminating stone. Yaffen and Kazrael yelped, falling to their knees thinking they could avoid the image painted in their senses, unable to hide their sight even after closing their eyes. Ced, watching with suspicious interest, took in as much as he could. His gaze flickered to Thadd, who had crumpled to his knees. Tears streaked his face, and from between his grit teeth, blood trickled down his chin. He held his bleeding hand up still, palm towards the mirror as it belched forth the horrendous carnage that had raped the Kingdom of Tryfaeria. So many Ghalanite lives, snuffed out in an instant, all by their own hands. Seeing the pain and misery being brought forth by the stone, the Guild-masters stirred slightly.
Ruemeaux had her eyes closed, but faced towards the stone, “Focus Thaddius. You almost have it.”
Weakness. Fear. The guilt was bringing to fracture his mind. Thadd longed to sever his own tongue and die right there. Anything would have been better than to endure this. The ordeal continued. More death. More guilt.

Merry Christmas

... is Merry.

Enjoy everyone :D

I hate you Time...

...You always go by too dang fast. Man it's been like... a year. Practically. And what a year. Things change, which is weird cuz I hate change. Or fear it. Both. Something along those lines. Major changes in life have happened this year, and one thing I intend to change for the good: MORE BLOGGING! YAY! The internet can know my worthless opinion, but that's all the internet is: a database of useless opinions. Which I don't care about, cuz this is a great place to rant where I know people won't read. I can complain about everyone on here and they'll never know... but I shan't.

List of things that changed in Flake's life that he may like or regret:

-Found most amazing girlfriend in the world (Big time like) I didn't even have to order her from the internet!

-Lost old job. Fuck you Cephalon. I hate you.

-Went back to Fedex Ground in desperate attempt to get money. Fuck you Fedex. I hate you.

-Learned lots of new recipes to cook, both with friends and alone. Delicious soups and meals and steaks and OH MAN ITS SO GOOD NOMNOMNOM

-WENT BACK TO SCHOOL ARGHGHG HOMEWORK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL I STAB AT THEE at Devry University. Studying Comp. Information Systems and the like. Not sure what I wanna do, but I wanna be versatile in the computer market. Money isn't the issue, it's just doing some palatable while I write and draw comics.

-New story is coming along great. I find its fun to cycle through all my stories and write them all once! It means progress is slower than a pile of T-rex shit moving uphill but I keep interest in whatever I'm working on.

As usual, I don't post anything pertinent. If you came over from Facebook, don't expect much beyond weird rants, funny things (read: CRAP) occasional bouts of insight and links to obscure musings. Peace

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Flake: I thought these hot dogs were on sale, turned out they were 5 bucks a package. 5 BUCKS!! These things better be the equivalent of an orgasm.
Thom: If you start moaning when you put that in your mouth, I'm changing my opinion of you. A lot.

Stories

All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am

But these stories don't mean anything
When you've got no one to tell them to

Word of the Day

The word of the day is Altruism:

–noun

1. the principle or practice of unselfish concern for or devotion to the welfare of others (opposed to egoism ).

2. Animal Behavior. behavior by an animal that may be to its disadvantage but that benefits others of its kind, as a warning cry that reveals the location of the caller to a predator.

3. Putting stupid people out of their misery so the rest of us can flourish.

Road Rage

When someone is driving down the road at 75 miles per hour with a cell phone crammed against their ear, what they are REALLY doing is broadcasting with a loud clear voice to anyone that can see them:

"Your life is not worth my phone call."

Hang the fuck up and drive.