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Flake: I thought these hot dogs were on sale, turned out they were 5 bucks a package. 5 BUCKS!! These things better be the equivalent of an orgasm.
Thom: If you start moaning when you put that in your mouth, I'm changing my opinion of you. A lot.

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Thom: Dude, she was freakin hot. I think I heard the chorus of sweet sweet angels.
Flake: No, it was Satan's sweet sweet baritone.

Actual Conversations

(Infected is my MSN name)



Micah: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FEED UNDEAD BABIES HOW MUCH THAT COSTS
Flake: HUMAN CORPSES ARE FREE, JUST GO DIG THEM UP!

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Infected: http://www.whatthehelljustcameoutofmyass.com/
Thom: you think Im dumb
Thom: i aint clickin on that
Infected: do it.

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Infected: I wanted to play an assassin named "BestAssInTown"
Infected: Whoops, forgot the extra "ass" in there.
Thom: they charge for that, ya know

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Lucren: ^_^
Infected: Dont you make those gay AOL faces at me

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Flake: stupid kids
Flake: all children should be shot
Tom: thats a little extreme. Or do u just mean in the arm or leg or somthin?
Flake: anywhere nonvital
Flake: like the head

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Jon-tran says: lets give a weapon limited only by your ingenuity and willpower to the goddamn batman
Infected says: batmans already an adrenaline rush-hemo fist-spec rogue with 375 engineering
Infected says: Let's give him MS while we're at it.
Infected says: ...
Infected says: and elemental mastery
Jon-tran says: and bubble
Infected says: now that's going too far!

When Darkness Turns to Light

When Darkness Turns to Light,
It ends tonight,
Just a little insight won't set things right...
It's too late to fight.

Card's eyes snapped open. Shinje. Trisda. It wasn't going to end like this. This would not end tonight.