A quote

"Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past.

Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future.

And common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot NOW."

-Jeph, QC

Why I Am Alive - To Inspire

(actual conversation - skelly was my wow name)


Jonathan D. Tran, Esq. says: i have a class in 30 mins but i dont think im going
Infected says: y
Jonathan D. Tran, Esq. says: lazy
Infected says: thats the spirit
Infected says: school is for fools!
Infected says: lookit skelly! he does nothing but sit on his ass all day!
Jonathan D. Tran, Esq. says: :(
Infected says: wishing he had a life or skills with which to live life!
Jonathan D. Tran, Esq. says: your words ring true, brother
Infected says: oui.
Infected says: now go to class dammit
Infected says: whilest I watch boobie anime and wish I had a job to go to.
Jonathan D. Tran, Esq. says: .......... wagh, fine.

Western two of red raven blat

I crave cookies!!! Whereupon I wandered east and found the wiry stamps of platypus-owlbear butt. Why? Three butts by division equals math is stupid. Cactus.

Mmmmmm lead cyanide tastes like sweet candy. Ghosts? Here? In my closet. Good conversation they make, cept the nazi who insists on shooting things and the Italian who wont shut up about his damn bistro. The wolf spider under the dresser bit them both and gossip rumor mongering war happy fun time was no more twelve random notes of that song on the super hyped up guitar piano thing youtube.

Wot? Main screen turn on. We has signal. How are you gentlemen. All your Tom Cruise logic are belong to us. Druidic farts smell like wet catatonic kitty cookies. Mmm... cookies.

I just want to sleep :( why is that so much to ask